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one time i told my mom that this really cute guy i had a crush on for a couple years asked me out on a date she stared at me for a second and said, “someone asked you on a date? what is he, a cat?” and then she laughed so hard she peed a little and had to change her pants.
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep